So then THAT happened…
Gordon is about to buy the farm, Parcheesi is about to reach the pinnacle of a very demanding career, and Holdem isn’t even a teenager yet.
TWINS?? SRSLY?!
Meet Slapjack and Ratscrew. BECAUSE.
(Parcheesi isn’t laughing, but I’m cackling like a hyena.)
Good Lord, didn’t her Cheesiness just get married and fall into the sack with her beloved yesterday? Twins today??? These guys are playing for keeps. Snuggly baby names, I must say.
A few days ago my time, several weeks Sim-time… It’s weird — since I normally play on longer life-spans, playing on normal has me feeling pressured to get stuff done. Ironically Gordon’s not dead yet, and I think he’s getting kind of tired of Cheesi watching for the Grim Reaper out of the corner of her eye.