Sims 4 Legacy Challenge – Go Forth And Procreate!

Despite his hound-dog tendencies, Gordon and Parcheesi are clearly meant to be soul-mates — the game says so! Having asked Gordon to move in and ascertained his age, social status and bank account health, Parcheesi wasted no time in proposing…

Well, Gordon? Time's a-wastin'!
Well, Gordon? Time’s a-wastin’!

then eloping…

Let's get this show on the road!
Let’s get this show on the road!

and then trying for that all-important baby, all in the space of a single afternoon. (Granted, Gordon’s been her boyfriend since about day 6. They were taking it slow! Until it got to be time to hurry the f*** up!)

Bunny slippers, Gordon? Srsly?
Bunny slippers, Gordon? Srsly?

Great-Aunt Solitaire wasn’t joking when she said the estate would be forfeit without an heir, and Parcheesi does not relish being evicted again. It would set her career back by at least a week and that’s just not acceptable.