See also this for further evidence.
I don’t actually have a cat right now, but I have had cats continuously from my 8th birthday until last year, so I feel it’s still valid. I always knew they were out to get me. Though not nearly as much as Stargrace’s cat: clicketh.
Thanks to @onyxraven for the original link and laughs!
Ha! That was hilarious. I took the quiz and answered with the least hostile possible answer each time, which resulted in a 67% chance my cat is trying to kill me. I guess it never gets better than that. đ
74% but Snoopy still a kitten so time is on her side!