I can has coffee nao?

It has come to my attention that, prior to a satisfactory level of caffeination being reached in my system, I might be a little… grumpy. Crabby. Snarky. Or so I’m told.

Me, I’d never noticed. I think Oakstout is just WAY sensitive.

So if I snark at you, my apologies. Maybe I’ll make up some rosettes and send them out after I bite people’s heads off — it’s a relatively rare event*, if I commemorate it, it might be better received! (On the principle that anything can be given a good spin, with the right freebies.)


*shaddap you!