Nothing to see here, move along

I’m going to post this now even though I’m likely to jinx myself.*

Wake up at crack of dawn tomorrow, start ingesting crack of WAR. I don’t think I’m dedicated enough to my readership (you’re probably all family anyway) to stop and blog about it, so don’t expect any content other than WTFOMG it’s here!!!11oneone! I can make a real char that won’t be deleted!! What is this thing you call biological functions? Food is for the weak! And of course, the age-old What bastard stole my names????

See you in a few days when I pass out from my WARcrack overdose (well, when I wake up from passing out from my, etc etc). And I don’t mean World of Warcrack. I mean WARCRACK online! Waaagh!

That is all.

* So now you know. If the SE preorder headstart was delayed, it’s my fault. I’m the kiss of death.

Oh boy oh boy! Two is better than one.

According to Feedburner I now have two subscribers. I think I know who you are and I love you both. If I’m wrong about who you are, I love you in a purely platonic, non-legally actionable way. Actually, ditto even if I do know you; I don’t want knives thrown at me by irate SOs.

Thanks also to DMOsbon who kindly and without ever saying “you silly pranny” showed me how to click on a Feedburner option I had somehow entirely failed to see. I’m smert, me.

Apparently I also have one “reach.” Dunno about you, but that sounds vaguely rude! You know, like the old joke about the nuns and the flasher – one had a stroke, the other couldn’t reach. (BOOM-tish!)

EDIT – I still don’t quite understand what readers are, since I’m getting a damn sight more than 2 hits a day. Help me Lazyweb, you’re my only hope for explanations!